The thought processes of dog and child.

Henry: Look! That fuzzy thing that's always running away from me!
Oscar: I wonder if that squirrel that's always torturing me is out near the tree......



Henry: Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Oscar: Maybe that stupid squirrel is over that way......

Henry: YES! Jackpot! I wonder what this thing tastes like.

Oscar: AGH! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Henry: [Evil baby giggling] That was awesome. Come back!

Oscar: That was terrible. Please, oh please, let me down. I promise I'll stop barking, start bathing myself, start feeding myself, etc. if you never ever ever let that happen to me again.